Friday, June 15, 2007

Veracity Gambit taking a chance on truth!

Check in for the latest gossip from Veracity Gambit our gal about town, who will bring you the latest comings and goings, to-ings and fro-ings, ins and outs, laughs and shouts.

Last night your gal Veracity checked in with the Bangkok Pickle Gang as they celebrated the birthday of the delightful Pab.

Things started badly for our intrepid birthday girl as she was left on her own-some nursing a glass of something warm. Sources say she might have been ordering green tea but the waitress was actually topping it up with Baileys and coffee!!! Quelle horror!!!

Could it be that the news about increased coffee imports to Thailand have some truth? It seems our favourite femme fatale has bruised her behind by falling well and truly off the wagon once again.


Later on when things moved to the Met Bar our birthday gal was seen sitting in a corner clutching a bottle of Baileys to her chest. It seems that not so long after that she was seen making an exit with Mr Right, only his name was Mr Baileys and he came in bottle, glug... glug... glug... anyone?

Hey how about that transatlantic couple? It seems not all is right in the world as their living situation is not working out as well when they are apart, sources tell us that they having problems with getting enough personal space.

Maybe they should go back to being 12 hours apart?


We were told that Danny and Chandra had an intimate dinner to try and patch things up at Chez Jak and Pu???

Last night at the Met Bar there seemed to be an argument amongst our intrepid tricksters as Chandra and Jak had some harsh words for each other across the room about some song?


Seems like those arse-twisting classes might have been more than just for practice!!! Anyone else thinking third wheel?

I suggest the dashing Doctor shouldn't waste any time with a visit to Dr Love, he needs to contact the pest control on how to move that cuckoo out of the nest.


What about the Winsome Wiyada? She seems to have resigned herself to the state of the relationship and sat in the corner eating some cake, well actually the whole cake!!!

Bless her we still love you as much as ever.

Kemika our favourite vamp turned up sporting a whole new look, this girl changes outfits faster than Superman, what can I say she pulled it off and made a stunning statement, Tres Chic Supergirl!

Also in attendance last night was our favourite Quiet American Barry Dols jetting in to see the gang before jumping on a plane on Monday to go visit his family in Washington, oops I mean New Jersey.

Sticking close by was the consummate party girl Naughty Niki who was beautifully coiffed and boy that girl can dress! She looked like she was challenging Kemika for Queen of the ball. Silly girls don't they know that Veracity is always at the top of this tree?

And Big John is now more Slim John!!! It seems that whisper about him making friends in Rangoon with some doctors especially skilled with plastic tubing could be true!


Poor old Shawn and Jason were inconsolable after King James had been usurped by the Spurs!!! It seems that the twosome were incommunicado by the end of the night too! Calling Magarita!



Our favourite "politico" 'O' was seen skulking in a corner discussing the weather with anyone who cared to listen. Anyone up for a round of coup d'etat?

Kemika and Dottie Lotte were seen cutting a rug on the dancefloor, what can I say? White girls don't dunk! but they certainly can dance!

Someone who defintely wasn't dancing last night was David W. the enigmatic playboy spied me across the room and made a quick exit to go check on some erm... papers!


Lastly we go to the sweetest couple in Bangkok Ippy and Mark who looked like "pigs in mud" as they cooed with each other in a corner.


Ippy looked particularly chic and svelte last night, could it be that the trip to the UK had been more than to visit Mark's folks? She mentioned something about the gym but I didn't know they had gyms on Harley Street!


That's all from your fave gossip gal Veracity Gambit, check in for the next time the mood takes me. Ta! Ta!


All of the above was written in jest and should be taken that way.

1 comment:

The Negotiator said...

"All of the above was written in jest and should be taken that way."

LOL... the needs to be politically correct! Must we apologize for everything we write on the net now?

What fun in that?